THG

THG's latest post, after the untimely deaths of Umino (sorry bud), Harlock, Kaiba, and the reveal of Aarin as the Necromancer (Why the hell didn't you contact me during the night phase?!):

"On the bright side, I guess we no longer have to worry about that gruesome "what if the necro stays hidden throughout the game" question. However, I agree that keeping Aarin alive provides the entire town with the highest chance of catching mafia early. Our kill power is already significantly reduced by the loss of our vigs (why the fuck didn't a medic protect either of them?).

As to the kills: The list strikes me very much as a "let's kill all of the well-known and good players" style list. It was given with little regard as to their actual roles, I think, and much more in line with anti-town networking strategy. Thus, I am necessarily a solid point to start with when looking for someone to work with for town.

Which brings up a good question. What am I? That is the current question on all of your minds. If you have checked me and have a valid answer, please put that answer into to your nearest PM button and message away. If that doesn't work, E-mail is always acceptable (and perhaps preferable). For your information, there is no reason for me to lie to anyone that I think is town, so I won't. However, I am quite cautious in my old age, so I will have to keep somethings under the radar."

My response~

"However, I agree that keeping Aarin alive provides the entire town with the highest chance of catching mafia early."

No you don't. You know full well that Aarin is a threat to the mafia, and you're going to have him killed tonight. So you'll lie to everybody's faces to try to make friends and all the while you'll be sticking your poisoned little dagger into his back. But don't worry. I've told Aarin all about your plans. We'll be taking good care of you.

"Our kill power is already significantly reduced by the loss of our vigs (why the fuck didn't a medic protect either of them?)."

Maybe because the vigs didn't know who the paramedics were because some fucktards killed off the guy who was going to orchestrate this. If you're mafia, GG, but if your a townie, you fail mafia forever. Get hit by a truck.

"As to the kills: The list strikes me very much as a "let's kill all of the well-known and good players" style list. It was given with little regard as to their actual roles, I think, and much more in line with anti-town networking strategy."

It should be no surprise that my name is at the top of that list and that both you and Roxy wanted me dead. Keep on digging your own grave with your four filthy mutant hopper hands. I notice you implicitly consider yourself as a good player, which is ironic given your astoundingly stupid play on day 1.

"Thus, I am necessarily a solid point to start with when looking for someone to work with for town."

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA - what about your much beloved running partner? I am sure she will be oh-so-happy to see this.

You've made it clear that the reward for non-mafia who try to work with you is death.

You are not necessary. You are expendable. If you wanted a healthy, organised town, then why not network with me? No. You wanted me dead because you feared me, and rightly so. If Aarin dies tonight, and I do believe he will, the dead will be taking you to join us.

"What am I? That is the current question on all of your minds."

You are mafia. Right now you are masqueraded. Or I hope, the mafia storyteller uses their masquerade on you to make you like like the storyteller. THAT WOULD BE FUCKING BRILLIANT.

"or your information, there is no reason for me to lie to anyone that I think is town, so I won't."

Correction: There is no reason for a TOWNIE to lie, PERIOD. I've already covered this in the main thread, so, I won't repeat it in detail here.

"However, I am quite cautious in my old age, so I will have to keep somethings under the radar."

It's too late for that. You already have your hand in the bees nest. It's just a question of how many other people you'll take with you before you're stung.